I was looking at
The Huffington Post's "
Funniest Protest Signs Of '09" [citation needed]. And there are, of course, a ton of hilarious Prop 8/anti-gay signs bubbling up from the lower echelons of IQville, as usual.
I don't personally believe in a heaven or hell. But if I did, and if all gay people are bound for hell—then that's where I want to go, too!
Because, not only are all the gay people going there—all the great musicians, writers, poets, prophets (blasphemy, right?), and decent artists are too.
So, basically heaven would have the worst décor, clothes, architecture, music and art—stucco buildings filled with puffy Southwestern-style couches and people with an average IQ of 12 in clashing variants of white polyester. Then, to top it off, it'd be filled to the off-white brim with mostly people I had been intentionally avoiding my entire mortal existence.
Oh, and heaven would be cold. We'd have all the fire and lavender-scented brimstone.
