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  • Do You Follow?

    • 6 Feb 2011
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    Tweets
    For about a year, oneword's twitter account followed no one and was just used to alert people that a new word was up, and an occasional message. Then somewhere I read that the more people you follow, the more people will follow you, so I went and followed all of the people that followed oneword (maybe 700 at the time).

    This was a mistake.

    Not that I don't want to know that a particular oneword fan is excited to get her new Katy Perry-inspired tattoo. Seriously. That was a tweet I saw tonight. Nor do I want to know that someone's baby just went poo in her Uggs. And I certainly don't care about any sports event. Ever. On Earth.

    The whole point of Twitter is to follow people that you either know personally, or you are a fan of. I feel like I'm invading your privacy knowing that you're at Popeye's Chicken with Jeff. Or even your fascinating "Time for bed..." or "I'm tired." tweets.

    So I've begun un-following people. You probably won't notice anyway, but if you do notice that I'm no longer following you—

    it's nothing personal. That's the whole point.

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  • Social Services.

    • 10 Jan 2011
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    Suckassonyelp
    When was the last time you relied on instinct to pick a place to eat? Or bought some sort of electronic gadget because it looked cool? Or watched a movie just because you liked the trailer?

    One used to have to seek out movie and music reviews, or ask your friends if they know a good mechanic. Of course, there were silver linings to those clouds, like, say, going outside now and again, and talking with your mouth to other people here and there.

    Social Media has revolutionized the Service Industry. Everyone and their grandma has a smartphone locked and loaded, just waiting for someone to screw up. Or do something right.

    Just a few years ago, there was a very small chance that people in the Czech Republic would have ever heard about 1,547 birds suddenly dropping from the Milwaukee sky. Now, someone gets a pube in their Egg McMuffin and I'm probably gonna hear about it whether I like it or not.

    The good news is, I don't eat at McDonald's. And pubic hair is pretty much organic dental floss. The other good news is that there is an ever-increasing transparency in the Service Industry, as more and more people continue typing with their thumbs on tiny keyboards. (The bad news is that our thumbs are probably going to de-evolve.)

    Never again will I take my car to a two- or even three-star mechanic, or eat at a restaurant with more than two $$'s on a Tuesday night. Now, instead of my stoned neighbor's opinion on all the [subtle] rage in indie music—or even a single professional music critic's opinion—I can get it from a bunch of (also stoned) Silver Lake residents.

    What will ultimately happen is the one- and two-star companies will die. And though more will inevitably come, they won't last more than a few Yelp-lashings; leaving us with passionate, honest people that are truly competing for our business.

    A word to the wise: if you're in any sort of business that involves interacting with, or providing any sort of service for, other human beings: step up. Because the wool is getting preeeetty thin.

    The word of the day is service, and social media is putting it back in the Service Industry.

    (Please rate this five stars.)

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